I am going to knit the biggest, fattest, most awesome scarf in all the land. When I am done, it will generate enough heat to melt both Antarctica's polar ice caps and hearts by the time I'm done with it.
FACT NUMBER DOS: I hate the cold. Fuck you, Holy Superfriends. You did not think of this jungle monkey. Or, if you did, you were powered by hate. I'm onto you.
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It's finally getting warm here! We had a shit winter full of snow and Puerto Ricans.
I like the cold. It beats the heat any day.
Also, I lol'd at jungle monkey.
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