Tuesday, April 8, 2008

FACTUN:

I am going to knit the biggest, fattest, most awesome scarf in all the land. When I am done, it will generate enough heat to melt both Antarctica's polar ice caps and hearts by the time I'm done with it.

FACT NUMBER DOS: I hate the cold. Fuck you, Holy Superfriends. You did not think of this jungle monkey. Or, if you did, you were powered by hate. I'm onto you.

2 comments:

Dan said...

It's finally getting warm here! We had a shit winter full of snow and Puerto Ricans.

Anonymous said...

I like the cold. It beats the heat any day.

Also, I lol'd at jungle monkey.